// Meds Via Canada Inc. // JavaScript Mini-Selector for Right Hand Column // 2005-09-09 dg // <20100908073301UTC> // /////##### function rhc_Selector() { // *R*ight *H*and *C*olumn // Input: drugsshown has the number of drugs shown on the screen for determining the number of RHC boxes // page has the page that called this routine rhccount = 1 + Math.round(drugsshown/4); // number of RHC boxes to display, based on drugs shown if ( page == "home" ) { rhccount = 8; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "checklist" ) { rhccount = 5; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "faq" ) { rhccount = 45; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "news" ) { rhccount = 6; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "dailynews" ) { rhccount = 10; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "partners" ) { rhccount = 3; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "p-agent" ) { rhccount = 9; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "p-pharm" ) { rhccount = 3; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "p-phys" ) { rhccount = 3; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "contact" ) { rhccount = 4; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "details" ) { rhccount = 6; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "disclaimer" ) { rhccount = 1; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "doctors" ) { rhccount = 4; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "medicare1" ) { rhccount = 18; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "medicare2" ) { rhccount = 18; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "medicare3" ) { rhccount = 5; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "legal" ) { rhccount = 19; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "mmwelcome" ) { rhccount = 2; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "mmcustomer" ) { rhccount = 4; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "mmagent" ) { rhccount = 6; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "sitemap" ) { rhccount = 3; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "mvclogos" ) { rhccount = 12; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "vmatm" ) { rhccount = 8; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "agenttips" ) { rhccount = 4; } // special for non-drug display page if ( page == "notfound" ) { rhccount = 2; } // special for non-drug display page var rhcsubs = 6; // number of available subroutines var rhcsub = new Array(5) ; rhcsub[0] = "rhc_Quote();" ; rhcsub[1] = "rhc_FAQ();" ; rhcsub[2] = "rhc_Agent();" ; rhcsub[3] = "rhc_Strategy();" ; rhcsub[4] = "rhc_Legal();"; rhcsub[5] = "rhc_Medicare();"; // rhcsub[6] = "rhc_FreeShipping();" ; // rhcsub[6] = "rhc_Ads();" ; // turned off due to CPU usage!! var callrhcs = ""; callrhcs = "rhc_Divider();" ; for (i=0; i < rhccount ; i++ ) { callrhcs = callrhcs + rhcsub[get_rand(0,rhcsubs-1)] + "rhc_Divider();" ; } // Here's where the subroutines get executed, after being selected and shuffled eval(callrhcs); } /////##### function rhc_Divider() { // document.write("

"); document.write("

"); } /////##### function rhc_Agent() { var aptr = get_rand(1,4); // You can add tips, but keep everything on one line, with no double-quote characters. if (aptr==1) { ainfo = "You can earn money while helping your family and friends save on their medication! " ; } if (aptr==2) { ainfo = "Would you like to earn commissions on every order that results from your recommendation? "; } if (aptr==3) { ainfo = "It's easy to become an agent, and help your family and friends save money at the same time."; } if (aptr==4) { ainfo = "You can earn commissions on repeat orders for those people that you referred! Interested?"; } if (aptr==5) { ainfo = "To become an agent or simply get more information, please click here or contact our Agent Department 1-866-633-7842"; } t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + " Become an Agent
"; t = t + ainfo ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_Strategy() { var sptr = get_rand(1,5); // You can add tips, but keep everything on one line, with no double-quote characters. if (sptr==1) { sinfo = "Ask your doctor for a THREE-month prescription, with THREE repeats, so you can get the maximum amount of medication in each order, while minimizing your shipping costs!"; } if (sptr==2) { sinfo = "Asking your doctor for a THREE MONTH prescription with THREE REPEATS means that your repeats can be filled faster!"; } if (sptr==3) { sinfo = "Save up to

on the cost of your medications by ordering from us!"; } if (sptr==4) { sinfo = "If two people order from the same address, the orders can be linked and shipped together, eliminating one shipping charge."; } if (sptr==5) { sinfo = "You can save even more money by calling us and asking for a $5.00 OFF coupon (good towards your first shipment only)."; } t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + " Ordering Strategy
"; t = t + sinfo ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_FAQ() { var fptr = get_rand(1,7); // You can add tips, but keep everything on one line, with no double-quote characters. if (fptr==1) { finfo = "We accept Visa, MasterCard, and Discover Card.

"; } if (fptr==2) { finfo = "Canadian orders are shipped by Canada Post, and take 5-7 days to arrive from the time of mailing."; } if (fptr==3) { finfo = "Two orders going to the same household can be shipped in the same box, eliminating one shipping charge."; } if (fptr==4) { finfo = "You need Adobe Reader to read and print the required forms for ordering. If you don't have Adobe reader, you can get it here:

"; } if (fptr==5) { finfo = "We are committed to maintaining the privacy and confidentiality of your medical information."; } if (fptr==6) { finfo = "MVC only provides drugs that are certified by Health Canada.

"; } if (fptr==7) { finfo = "You will be required to send in your original prescription from your doctor so we can verify its authenticity."; } t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + " Random FAQ Tip
"; t = t + finfo ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_Quote() { var qptr = get_rand(1,3); // You can add tips, but keep everything on one line, with no double-quote characters. if (qptr==1) { qinfo = "The goal is for U.S. citizens to get a fair price for their medications.
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Dav1d Grossman
Meds Via Canada"; } if (qptr==2) { qinfo = "Thank-you for making my medications affordable again!
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P.M.
Bartlesville, OK"; } if (qptr==3) { qinfo = "Wow! I'm earning commissions AND helping my family at the same time!
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H.C.
Ontario, California"; } t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + qinfo ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_Legal() { t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + "Is it LEGAL?
To find out the answer to that and other legal issues about ordering prescriptions from Canada, click here." ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_Medicare() { t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; t = t + " "; t = t + "Medicare Info
To read about Medicare Part D and how it might affect your prescription costs, click here." ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_FreeShipping() { t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

Free Shipping

"; t = t + " "; t = t + "FREE SHIPPING
is available on your first order!! Just call us at 1-866-MEDSVIA (866-633-7843) and we will send you a free coupon for shipping.

Limit one per customer." ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function rhc_Ads() { var aptr = get_rand(1,2); aptr=2; // You can add tips, but keep everything on one line, with no double-quote characters. if (aptr==1) { ainfo = "

"; } if (aptr==2) { ainfo = "This space for rent

This space for rent"; } t = "" ; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

Advertisement

"; t = t + " "; t = t + ainfo ; t = t + " "; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### t = "" ; function fps_Selector() { // *F*ront *P*age *S*elector var fpssubs = 4 ; // number of available subroutines var fpssub = new Array(fpssubs) ; //fpssub[0] = "fps_Pricing();" ; fpssub[0] = "fps_CICF();" ; fpssub[1] = "fps_Flags();" ; fpssub[2] = "fps_Easy();" ; fpssub[3] = "fps_Legal();" ; ptr = get_rand(0,fpssubs-1); // pick the one we are going to show this time document.write('

'); eval(fpssub[ptr]); document.write('

'); } /////##### function fps_Pricing() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; fps_Drug("Actonel", "12", "35 mg", "$227.49", "$147.76"); fps_Drug("Advair
Diskus", "60", "500 mg", "$230.99", "$168.76"); fps_Drug("Celebrex", "100", "200 mg", "$293.32", "$174.60"); fps_Drug("Effexor XR", "100", "75 mg", "$304.61", "$209.51"); fps_Drug("Fosamax", "12", "70 mg", "$213.59", "$149.55"); fps_Drug("Fosamax
(Generic)", "12", "70 mg", "- n/a -", "$89.16" ); fps_Drug("Lipitor", "90", "20 mg", "$306.19", "$247.99"); fps_Drug("Nexium", "84", "40 mg", "$354.75", "$234.12"); fps_Drug("Plavix", "84", "75 mg", "$317.42", "$266.62"); fps_Drug("Premarin", "100", "0.625mg", "$114.99", "$29.89"); fps_Drug("Zocor", "100", "20 mg", "$417.32", "$301.36"); fps_Drug("Zocor
(Generic)", "100", "20 mg", "- n/a -", "$176.36"); t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

* Sample Pricing *
Drug Name	Quantity Strength	Chain	OUR PRICE
Prices are samples. Valid August 2005. Use the SEARCH page for current prices.

" document.write(t); } function fps_Drug(name, qty, str, chain, mvcprice) { t = t + " "; t = t + " " +name+ ""; t = t + " " +qty+ "
" +str+ ""; t = t + " " +chain+ ""; t = t + " " +mvcprice+ ""; t = t + " "; } /////##### function fps_Flags() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + ""; t = t + ""; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function fps_SLC() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

*** NEWS ***

"; t = t + "Come see us at
SeniorExpo Utah
Booth#518
Salt Lake City, UTAH
Oct 21-22"; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function fps_CICF() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

*** Breaking News ***

"; t = t + "You only need to complete
one single form
to order medications from us!"; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function fps_Easy() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

*** It's Easy to Order ***

"; t = t + " NO Restrictive Drug Formulary!
NO Complex Calculations!
NO Income Restrictions!
NO Doughnut Hole!
NO Memberships!

NO Co-Pay!
NO Cards!
NO Limits!"; t = t + "

"; t = t + " Complete one single FORM!"; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); } /////##### function fps_Legal() { t = "" ; t = t + ""; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + " "; t = t + "

*** Is it LEGAL?!? ***

"; t = t + " Is it legal to order
prescriptions from Canada?!?"; t = t + "

"; t = t + " Click HERE to find out!

"; t = t + "

"; document.write(t); }